Misc Cat Faq's by Gordita

Maintaining you and your Pets Relationship

1. There is no snooze button on any pet wanting their food.
This can be particularly dangerous if you have a feline that likes do do cat-u-puncture on your body.
2. Anyone who does not know what soap tastes like has never tried to wash their pet.

FAQ's

Feline: Feline pets and such as us adorable house cats ect., know they are the master at all times. They never let you forget it and it is not uncommon for them to go days without speaking to you if you forget it.

Canine : As long as you feed and water Canines, such as (ugh) dogs ect. and give them lots of attention along with a occasional peice of furnature to chew on, you can be the master.They will let you. Disposable or edible furnature is also highly recomended.


Snake and lizard pets: These pets camileons, kamono dragons ect. tend to be a bit aggressive and great fighters, on the downside they also tend to chew up fingers,and eat your food or you. When having one of these for a pet, make sure your home insurance is paid up in full to the max!

Glamorous Pets: These pets such as chihuahuas, Poodles, Garfield ect . They don't care who the master is as long as they get attention and a full artillary of grooming supplies and all the food they can eat.

Other pets: There are many things in history about pets that are not written here such as amphibian pets, Ocean dweller pets ect. and I will update the report here as soon as I find some to interview..