Is Your Pet Lazy or Overweight?

Reported by Mr. Casanova himself, El Bumpy

Heres a few of the signs to watch for.

1. Your pet's door has been equiped with a garage door opener or you need to keep them in the garage because they don't fit in the house anymore.

2. Your visitors to your home mistakenly sit on your pet thinking its a fluffy bean bag chair.

3. The neighbors rottweiler now fits through your cats door without touching the sides.

4. Their food dish has been replaced with a bath tub.

5. Luxurious, sleekness and agility has been replaced by fun roly poly movements.

PS. Never mistake chubbiness wiff Hugeness! (look below)

Photo Courtosy of swapmeetdave

6. Waits for the third bowl of gourmet food to get picky.

ABOUT ME, Mr C. Bumpy

See I am Bumpy, casanova debonaire. I am a male, leave no doubt. Yes they took me to the man who took my family jewels so to say but I shall never admit defeat, ...... I may have a secret 3rd, who knows, and since today is the day of the spay, I am not talking..

......nor shall they let me live in the house again...

But!, it is ok, I have my own. I am in a enclosed area (as long as I deem it nessesary to stay in it,) and I have the destinct opportunity to bring home all of my friends to share in my feline wealth.... Hey my house is big enough.

In the last 2 years now non-scratched and I am muscular now, Some nice things happen as we get older eh?

Anyways , here is my garden and my house, pretty nice huh?